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State Mottos

STATE MOTTOS



Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi


Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!


Arizona:
Dehyd-rific!


Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing


California:
As Seen on TV


Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother


Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character


Delaware:
(this was left blank--does this mean Delaware is too small to have a
motto?)


Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids


Georgia:
We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism


Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)


Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good


Illinois:
Gateway to Iowa


Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free


Iowa:
Land of James T. Kirk


Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States


Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names


Louisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign


Maine:
Cheap Lobster


Maryland:
A Thinking Man's Delaware


Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)


Michigan:
First Line of Defense From the Canadians


Minnesota:
For Sale


Mississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own State


Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work


Montana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else


Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest


Nevada:
Prostitutes and Poker!


New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us Alone


New Jersey:
You Want a #$@%#!@ Motto? I Got Yer #$@%#!@ Motto Right Here!


New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets


New York:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney


North Carolina: 
Tobacco is a Vegetable


North Dakota:
Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!


Ohio:
Don't Judge Us by Cleveland


Oklahoma:
Like the Play...Only No Singing


Oregon:
Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner


Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal


Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island


South Carolina:
Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender


South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota


Tennessee:
The Educashun State


Texas:
Se Hablo Ingles


Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus


Vermont:
Yep


Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?


Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!


Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?


West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family -- Really!


Wisconsin:
Come Cut Our Cheese


Wyoming:
Wynot?







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